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  • hbk
    04-14 07:57 PM
    Hello,

    I have applied for H1B Extension for 3 years based on I-140 approval at VSC under premium processing.

    Just want to know that I have submiited following documents along with it, are they sufficient/enough to get approval?

    1. Resume
    2. Master's mark sheets,Degree & Transcript
    3. Bachelor's Mark Sheets,Degree & Transcript
    4. Previous H1B Approval Copies
    5. Old & New passport copies
    6. I-94 Copy (Front & Back)
    7. Client Letter with resposiblities,role,technologies & project details (without end date)
    8. Business card for me from client
    9. Business card for Client Manaager
    10. Vendor Letter with resposiblities & project details (stating that can't provide contract papers between vendor & client due to client's policy)
    11. Last six months pay checks.
    12. Last three years W2’s (2007, 2008, 2009)
    13. Copy of I-140(EB-2) Approval notice
    14. SSN Copy
    15. Driver License Copy
    16. Degree evaluation report
    17. Contract papers between employer & vendor (not purchase/work order)
    18. Employment Offer Letter between Employer and Employee

    Model : Employer(Consulting) --> Vendor --> Client
    Working for this client from last 20 months.

    Above documents are enough to get approval ?
    What are the chances of RFE?
    What are the chances of approval without & with RFE ?

    I will greatly appreciate your response.

    Thanks.




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  • pak
    07-12 02:46 PM
    I have seen many times Mr. Frank Pallone raising money from Indian community in NJ.

    http://www.house.gov/pallone/

    Other Caucuses on Which Congressman Pallone Serves
    Caucus on India and Indian Americans, Founder, former Co-chair
    Coalition for Autism Research and Education
    Congressional Arts Caucus
    Congressional Asian Pacific American Caucus
    Congressional Brain Injury Task Force
    Congressional Caucus for Women's Issues




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  • EB3_SEP04
    07-16 04:59 PM
    Please see links below:

    https://egov.uscis.gov/cris/jsps/Processtimes.jsp?SeviceCenter=TSC

    https://egov.uscis.gov/cris/jsps/Processtimes.jsp?SeviceCenter=NSC


    :cool:

    When will the next month dates come out ???

    Man, You are all RED, are you a communist? just kidding... :)

    I'm also eagerly waiting for the updates. for EAD texas shows apr 28, i know people who filed in mid june have received EADs, mine has receipt date of July 2nd.




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  • BornConfused
    07-03 09:47 AM
    Ha, congratulations to you, I'm happy for you!!



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  • amslonewolf
    11-19 02:46 PM
    http://cli.gs/De4Z4u

    BTW, what's scary about this memo..

    Infact, I find it encouraging, that TSC is trying to facilitate the process one way or other, given their system deficiency.




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  • gsc999
    01-07 03:23 AM
    Many "promotions" offered by many corporations have this "condition" of winner being a "legal resident." I guess, maybe, H1B will come under that. GC is premanent resident. But here Toy R Us got caught between the fine print and being politically correct.



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  • gk_2000
    08-27 06:22 PM
    good one ghost.
    it's disappointing that the sept vb movement was much smaller than expected (i fall in your g3m2 category) but the blessing in disguise is that it will make people believe the long term vision that IV has to pursue the fixes that will solve these problems for good and will help everyone irrespective of their category. hopefully more people will come forward and donate and join IV's hands on the grass root efforts.

    Sept VB movement was small???? Didn't you notice EB3 Row moved 6 months, and EB4 ROW by about 1 year?

    And NO movement for EB3-I.

    Now, how unfair is that. EB2, EB4, everyone moves faster, but not EB3 (I)!!! :mad:




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  • GC_1000Watt
    05-23 02:25 PM
    AFAIK DS 156 and DS !57 are no longer required. These have been replaced with DS 160.

    My last experience in Mumbai consulate was 2 years back after I changed job and went to India. My experience was very good -- not a single question asked . An Indian lady called me and said your Visa is issued. Collected Passport in evening at VFS Office (BTW, there is a very long queue for passport collection)

    However, I do not work for consulting company, never worked for any Desi Consulting and I already had a couple of H1 and L1 visa stamps in my passport.
    I am travelling again now but avoiding the hassle of stamping. Returning with current stamp whcih will be valid for 10 more days after my return (I already have the extended 797)
    You were right in saying that DS 156 & DS 157 is no longer required. Here is the link
    General Information- Consulate General of the United States Mumbai, India (http://mumbai.usconsulate.gov/general_information.html)

    BTW what is this PIMS thing? Do I have to do anything regarding PIMS before taking the apoointment for VISA interview or before/during the actual interview?



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  • goel_ar
    04-24 12:36 PM
    I am waiting for my wife's notification. Nothing yet.
    wow that was fast for general processing and general quota....i thought they hadnt started issuing receipts for them...congrats!




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  • Robert Kumar
    01-03 08:51 AM
    SEVIS applies to F, M and J nonimmigrant students irrespective of undergraduate or graduate studies. I don't think Robert Kumar should consider F1, because he already has AOS pending status and not considered a nonimmigrant student anymore. Its no different than a permanent resident applying for a F1 visa. BTW, I took more than 18 credits in year 2010 @ resident tuition rate with my I-485 receipt, and received federal student loan as an eligible non-citizen with my AP stamp on passport. From what I heard on this forum, some universities are reluctant in considering AOS for resident tuition rate, but one can get help from the justice department in such cases. Here in Arizona all state universities accept AOS as equivalent status of a permanent resident.

    All,
    Thank you.

    So are you saying I can join school, not get paid by employer during full time study of MBA and still maintain status. And will not face any problem in my 485 approval.
    And that I dont need to change to F1 status. I really dont need aid. I'm ok with paying my tuition, as long as my status is maintained.
    My EB3 will take some more time.



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  • satdal
    12-31 02:18 PM
    I am a July16th filer (EB3-India,May2002 PD). We just recd the FP notices on 29th Dec. Though EAD,AP were recd pretty fast, it took till Dec21st to get our FP notices generated. Both my wife and I opened SRs. We got totally different explanations on the SR response letters. Mine was a ridiculous explanation.
    I also took infopass appts, but didn't see any use from them. So, my opinion is - just hang in there. You will be getting it soon ! Opening a SR or calling USCIS or even taking an infopass appt mayn't help. It's a matter of time before the FP notice comes ....Hope this info helps !

    SATISH.




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  • belmontboy
    04-30 12:13 PM
    We are a small group, and most of our provisions are reasonable, and hopefully we can get our provisions passed. I wish the same for the undocumented too. If it happens in one bill all the better!

    Right.

    But Mr Gutierrez thinks otherwise. Hispanic Democrats know very well that if Legals get any reprieve, then the fate of undocumented provisions is for sure dead. That's why all legal provisions have been held hostage.

    Unfortunately, legal immigration doesnot have any representation in the senate to work for our interests.

    Suprisingly, majority of the Americans favor legal immigration over undocumented, and any legal provisions will have public support. A few senators are playing dirty politics and holding thousands of legalites ransom. If CIR fails, I would hope/pray these Hispanic Democrats don't get elected in mid-term so that we can move forward



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  • texcan
    08-04 09:29 PM
    I've applied for EAD/AP renewal for both myself and my wife. I spent $1,290 for this.

    Say I got my GC approved and then I call USCIS and withdraw my pending EAD/AP application. Will I get a refund for pending EAD/AP application, if I get my GC approved before EAD/AP approval?

    Thanks,

    India EB2; PD - Nov 05
    I-140 - Filed Mar '06; Approved Jun '06
    I-485 - Reached NSC July 26'07;


    My friend,

    Donot get angry, its not personal to you...but for the action.

    Please live your life and try not to find excuses to be unhappy.
    Think about this, you have been waiting for GC ( assumption) for last 3-4 years, you must have had your times of frustration, everyone does...but now when your GC is thru or about to be thru; you have found a way to stay anxious, unhappy.

    Sorry to say these words to you, please donot mind and not take it personally.

    Be happy at least and spread some joy in community.

    See the link below, this is inspiration and actions i expect from community (IV) /friends/group. Please see
    http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Sara+Reinertsen+Ironman&search_type=&aq=f


    Please donate some time, money to IV...if not some cheer at least.




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  • thamizhan
    07-18 10:51 AM
    I think you missed the USCIS update. You can file till Aug 17th. So its the same amount of time one month from now.

    I read some where that filing is allowed to Aug-17, but the new fees will effected on 01-Aug although July filers.

    Correct me If I'm wrong.



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  • vxg
    08-31 01:30 PM
    At the risk of sounding like a broken record, please read my earlier posts on re-using finger prints through the BSS (Biometrics Storage System) implemented a while back by USCIS. Only a small number of applicants will get a second FP notice. See the below for more information:

    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/forum5-all-other-green-card-issues/23795-2nd-finger-printing-notice-anyone.html#post318744

    I read your post and trusted the BSS system memo from DHS however the lawyer and the IO from TSC says FP expired and need redone. I recall fully that my FP was digital. With USCIS nothing can bet trusted and everything is a mystery.




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  • needGCcool
    09-04 10:10 AM
    Yup, you have to wait. Do not send them anything without getting the RFE? This is what I was advised by the doctor we visited to get all the medicals done.

    I have a question for you guys. My wife was pregnant when she took her medicals. So skin test was not performed on her. Do i need to wait for the RFE or is it possible to update USCIS with another I-693 with the TB test?



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  • ajju
    02-24 09:00 PM
    http://www.irs.gov/taxpros/article/0,,id=165705,00.html

    This is what i found on the irs website - still havent decided whether to e-file or paper file

    Just eFiled Federal and its already accepted.. My AGI was as it was last year and for spouse (new SSN) put AGI=0.. I needed to confirm the AGI twice and it went thru then.. And next day I received email that return has been accepted... Didn't filed state for personal reasons...

    So I don't see any reason why not eFile.. its faster... Lots of others have already done and thats how I came to know that I need to enter spouse's AGI=0... And filed using her new SSN.. No mention of ITIN anywhere...




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  • WeShallOvercome
    07-26 12:50 PM
    You can change the address of you I-485 application online at

    https://egov.uscis.gov/crisgwi/go?action=coa

    I have done this when i moved at the end of May. I also recieved a confirmation mail that the address on my application has changed.

    Hope that helps!


    Along with changing your address online for I-485, it would be a good idea to send an AR-11 form and also call them and confirm all is well.




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  • snathan
    05-12 07:05 PM
    My PD is Sep-03, EB3-India. I left the employer who sponsored me one year after I filled 485 (thanks to July-07 fiasco). I have over 12 years of experience and was wondering if it was possible to port to EB-2 without having to file for new labor by just refilling I-140.

    Thanks

    Nope...you can not.




    raysaikat
    05-30 01:22 PM
    Hi,
    I am on OPT till August 2009.
    However my F1 visa expires May 30 2009.
    Also I do not have a job at present.

    Does my OPT override the F1 visa expiration?Can I stay legally in the US till August even if I do not have a job?

    Worried,
    P

    The visa stamp on your passport does not determine your status once you are inside USA. Visa stamp on the passport is used just for entering the US. It is like a movie ticket. You will need the visa stamp on the passport only if you go out and need to come back again. The expiry date on the visa stamp simply means you cannot use that stamp to enter US after that date.

    Once you are inside US, usually it is I-94 that determines how long you can stay. In the case of F1, usually I-94 says D/S, which means "Duration of Status" --- i.e., as long as your F1 status holds according to I-20, you are good. OPT is a part of F1. So as long as you do not stay beyond the date of OPT expiration, you are good.




    zofa30
    09-14 11:18 AM
    I just updated the info I am aware of.

    Please consider the following:
    Just to remind you I am on EB2+PERM.
    I decided to leave my current employer within 2 months so I thought about applying for I-140 premium processing to get it approved before leaving and hence be able to port my PD to the new GC application (new EB2+PERM) with the new employer. Is it worth doing that? In other words, do I gain any time saving when I start the new GC application (EB2+PERM) by porting my PD as I will have to pay the fees twice (lawyers + applications). Please note that I am from EB2 worldwide(not China, India, Mexico, or Philippines) so I expect that the PD will be always current so there will be no time saving from porting my PD? I'd like to know your opinion.
    Thanks



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